Joke:Chicken and goat

Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

November 24, 2015 | By Akpos | 0 Comments

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

Comments

How to apply make ups

. ladies its now at your finger tips, some find it difficult to put make ups on themselves. Please take time and fellow the steps. Makeup is not a mask, it’s a form of art and more importantly – it’s a form of expression. It can be a hell lot of fun to try out different things because you have all the creative freedom to experiment with what you like best. Do you also feel that makeup is an extension of your personality? Of course, each one of us has our very own style and preferences but the basics of nailing your makeup – in whatever kind you like – be it simple or intricate are the same. I will help you learn how to apply make ups. I have done some good-old research to make your life easier and break down the steps involved in applying makeup perfectly. Step 1: Cleansing you face The first step should involve removing any traces of oil or dirt. You can use a gentle cleanser to wash your face to make it squeaky clean or choose any facial clea...

12 Expert Financial Planing Tips

12 Expert Financial Planing Tips andymunufie (31) in andymunufie • 12 hours ago Tip # 1- Maximize Your Retirement Savings. “ You know there are three secrets to maximizing retirement savings. The first and most important one is to put savings on autopilot—salary deferrals to 401(k) plans, automatic monthly withdrawals from a checking account, paying down a mortgage. The second secret is to fully utilize tax-advantaged retirement vehicles like IRAs and Roth IRAs. The third secret— forget that you have this money!” Tip # 2 – Reallocate Your Investments. “the second is with the recent surge in equity values, remember that long-term performance, particularly for the portfolios of retirees, is better when the stock allocation is returned to the target allocation on a regular basis. In simple words, with the elevated values of equities we are currently seeing, it is a good time to lighten the equity load and add to the bond allocation.” Tip # 3 – Don’t...

Shatta Wale Condemns Organisers Of CAF Awards For Disrespecting Him...Pockets $30,000

Shatta Wale Condemns Organisers Of CAF Awards For Disrespecting Him...Pockets $30,000 Ghanaian Dancehall artiste Charles Nii Armah Mensah, known in showbiz as Shatta Wale, has condemned the organisers of the 2017 Confederation of African Football (CAF) Awards for disrespecting him hence his failure to perform at the event. According to him he was not engaged formally and had no official contract to perform at the programme held on Thursday, 4 January 2018 in Accra to award deserving football personalities on the continent. Efya sang the Ghana National Anthem to raise the curtains for the programme and was followed by several other artistes from various countries across the continent. There were performances from Nigerian acts, Wizkid, Patoranking, Phyno, Flavour, Tiwa Savage and Olamide. Congolese singer, Fally Ipupa and Togo group Toofan also entertained the audience with reports of Ghana’s Kidi also taking the stage after the event was over. Shatta Wale...

Yourblogafrik

Search This Blog