Joke:Chicken and goat

Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

November 24, 2015 | By Akpos | 0 Comments

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

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